Quit Goosin Around!
I made this game. That’s cool. I have no business making a great card game—but I did, and you should buy it.
Alright, here’s the deal: there’s a pond. A nice, peaceful pond. But there’s this kid—Big Boy—and he’s a total tyrant. Big Boy thinks he owns the pond ‘cause his daddy’s pond, and he hates geese. Says they poop everywhere and eat all his crackers. So anytime Big Boy sees a goose, he yells, “Quit goosin’ around, ya goose!” and chases ‘em off.
But the geese? Oh, they’ve had enough. They’re ready to fight back, and it’s up to YOU to rally the flock. Your goal? Gather a 21 Goose Gaggle to prove once and for all that geese rule the pond and Big Boy’s reign is over. Why 21? Because Big Boy thinks he’s as strong as 20 geese. But you know what beats 20? Twenty. One. Geese.
Here’s how it works:
You draw cards and add up geese to build your gaggle. You’ve got:
Goose (1 point)
Geese (2 points)
Geeses (4 points)
Simple, right? But there’s a problem. Big Boy’s in the deck, and when you draw a Big Boy card, he scares all your regular geese away. Just like that, you’re back to square one.
But don’t worry—that’s where the Wild Goose cards come in!
Ungoosable Goose (worth 1 Goose): Immune to Big Boy. He’s here to stay.
Goose Gang(worth 1 Goose): Big Boy shows up? Goose Gang blocks him. They’re the muscle. Discard once played.
Get Goosed(worth 1 Goose): Send Big Boy after someone else and make them lose their geese. Payback’s a honk. Discard once played.
Lawn Mower(worth 1 Goose): Hit ‘em with the “NYAAAAA!” and make another player lose EVERYTHING. No defenses. It’s chaos. Discard once played.
The twist? When you hit 17 points, you HAVE to announce, “I’m bouta goose.” Forget to say it, and reach 21? Boom—you lose all your geese. Rules are rules.
Quit Goosin’ Around is the ultimate mix of strategy, laughter, and just a little bit of revenge. It’s easy to learn, wildly fun to play, and the perfect game for game nights, family gatherings, or anytime you wanna see Big Boy go down.
Grab your deck, gather your gaggle, and take back the pond. It’s goosin’ time.
