"Quit Goosin Around!" Premium Mini Deck
Alright, here’s the deal: there’s a pond. A nice, peaceful pond. But there’s this kid—Big Boy—and he’s a total tyrant. Big Boy thinks he owns the pond ‘cause his daddy says so, and he hates geese. Says they poop everywhere and eat all his crackers. So anytime Big Boy sees a goose, he yells, “Quit goosin’ around, ya goose!” and chases ‘em off.
But the geese? Oh, they’ve had enough. They’re ready to fight back, and it’s up to YOU to rally the flock. Your goal? Gather a 21 Goose Gaggle to prove once and for all that geese rule the pond and Big Boy’s reign is over. Why 21? Because Big Boy thinks he’s as strong as 20 geese. But you know what beats 20? Twenty. One. Geese.
It’s a game of strategy, a little chaos, and a whole lot of laughs. Build your gaggle, dodge Big Boy, and mess with your opponents as you race to take back the pond. Whether you’re blocking Big Boy, sending him after someone else, or dropping the hammer to wipe out an entire hand, every turn is a chance for payback and victory.
Quit Goosin’ Around is easy to learn, wildly fun to play, and the perfect game for game nights, family gatherings, or anytime you’re ready to see Big Boy go down.
Grab your deck, gather your gaggle, and take back the pond. It’s goosin’ time.
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Perfectly sized for goosin on the go! This mini edition features cards sized at 1 inch by 1.5 inches, crafted from high-quality two-ply linen paper for the ultimate handling and gameplay experience. Nestled in an elegantly compact matchbox-style sleeve box, measuring 0.9 inches high, 3.4 inches long, and 1.7 inches wide, this deck ensures both durability and a professional feel. Ideal for collectors and gamers alike, the Mini Premium Deck offers a seamless blend of portability and chic design, making it a must-have for your card game collection.
Alright, here’s the deal: there’s a pond. A nice, peaceful pond. But there’s this kid—Big Boy—and he’s a total tyrant. Big Boy thinks he owns the pond ‘cause his daddy says so, and he hates geese. Says they poop everywhere and eat all his crackers. So anytime Big Boy sees a goose, he yells, “Quit goosin’ around, ya goose!” and chases ‘em off.
But the geese? Oh, they’ve had enough. They’re ready to fight back, and it’s up to YOU to rally the flock. Your goal? Gather a 21 Goose Gaggle to prove once and for all that geese rule the pond and Big Boy’s reign is over. Why 21? Because Big Boy thinks he’s as strong as 20 geese. But you know what beats 20? Twenty. One. Geese.
It’s a game of strategy, a little chaos, and a whole lot of laughs. Build your gaggle, dodge Big Boy, and mess with your opponents as you race to take back the pond. Whether you’re blocking Big Boy, sending him after someone else, or dropping the hammer to wipe out an entire hand, every turn is a chance for payback and victory.
Quit Goosin’ Around is easy to learn, wildly fun to play, and the perfect game for game nights, family gatherings, or anytime you’re ready to see Big Boy go down.
Grab your deck, gather your gaggle, and take back the pond. It’s goosin’ time.
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Perfectly sized for goosin on the go! This mini edition features cards sized at 1 inch by 1.5 inches, crafted from high-quality two-ply linen paper for the ultimate handling and gameplay experience. Nestled in an elegantly compact matchbox-style sleeve box, measuring 0.9 inches high, 3.4 inches long, and 1.7 inches wide, this deck ensures both durability and a professional feel. Ideal for collectors and gamers alike, the Mini Premium Deck offers a seamless blend of portability and chic design, making it a must-have for your card game collection.
Alright, here’s the deal: there’s a pond. A nice, peaceful pond. But there’s this kid—Big Boy—and he’s a total tyrant. Big Boy thinks he owns the pond ‘cause his daddy says so, and he hates geese. Says they poop everywhere and eat all his crackers. So anytime Big Boy sees a goose, he yells, “Quit goosin’ around, ya goose!” and chases ‘em off.
But the geese? Oh, they’ve had enough. They’re ready to fight back, and it’s up to YOU to rally the flock. Your goal? Gather a 21 Goose Gaggle to prove once and for all that geese rule the pond and Big Boy’s reign is over. Why 21? Because Big Boy thinks he’s as strong as 20 geese. But you know what beats 20? Twenty. One. Geese.
It’s a game of strategy, a little chaos, and a whole lot of laughs. Build your gaggle, dodge Big Boy, and mess with your opponents as you race to take back the pond. Whether you’re blocking Big Boy, sending him after someone else, or dropping the hammer to wipe out an entire hand, every turn is a chance for payback and victory.
Quit Goosin’ Around is easy to learn, wildly fun to play, and the perfect game for game nights, family gatherings, or anytime you’re ready to see Big Boy go down.
Grab your deck, gather your gaggle, and take back the pond. It’s goosin’ time.
—
Perfectly sized for goosin on the go! This mini edition features cards sized at 1 inch by 1.5 inches, crafted from high-quality two-ply linen paper for the ultimate handling and gameplay experience. Nestled in an elegantly compact matchbox-style sleeve box, measuring 0.9 inches high, 3.4 inches long, and 1.7 inches wide, this deck ensures both durability and a professional feel. Ideal for collectors and gamers alike, the Mini Premium Deck offers a seamless blend of portability and chic design, making it a must-have for your card game collection.