"Quit Goosin Around!" Premium Deck
Alright, here’s the deal: there’s a pond. A nice, peaceful pond. But there’s this kid—Big Boy—and he’s a total tyrant. Big Boy thinks he owns the pond ‘cause his daddy says so, and he hates geese. Says they poop everywhere and eat all his crackers. So anytime Big Boy sees a goose, he yells, “Quit goosin’ around, ya goose!” and chases ‘em off.
But the geese? Oh, they’ve had enough. They’re ready to fight back, and it’s up to YOU to rally the flock. Your goal? Gather a 21 Goose Gaggle to prove once and for all that geese rule the pond and Big Boy’s reign is over. Why 21? Because Big Boy thinks he’s as strong as 20 geese. But you know what beats 20? Twenty. One. Geese.
It’s a game of strategy, a little chaos, and a whole lot of laughs. Build your gaggle, dodge Big Boy, and mess with your opponents as you race to take back the pond. Whether you’re blocking Big Boy, sending him after someone else, or dropping the hammer to wipe out an entire hand, every turn is a chance for payback and victory.
Quit Goosin’ Around is easy to learn, wildly fun to play, and the perfect game for game nights, family gatherings, or anytime you’re ready to see Big Boy go down.
Grab your deck, gather your gaggle, and take back the pond. It’s goosin’ time.
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This top-tier version features full-sized cards, each measuring 2.5 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, printed on luxurious double-sided cardstock for an exquisite feel and superior playability. Encased in a robust box of 2.5 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall and 1.5 inches deep, this deck not only enhances your game with its grand size but also serves as an impressive centerpiece for any game collection.
Alright, here’s the deal: there’s a pond. A nice, peaceful pond. But there’s this kid—Big Boy—and he’s a total tyrant. Big Boy thinks he owns the pond ‘cause his daddy says so, and he hates geese. Says they poop everywhere and eat all his crackers. So anytime Big Boy sees a goose, he yells, “Quit goosin’ around, ya goose!” and chases ‘em off.
But the geese? Oh, they’ve had enough. They’re ready to fight back, and it’s up to YOU to rally the flock. Your goal? Gather a 21 Goose Gaggle to prove once and for all that geese rule the pond and Big Boy’s reign is over. Why 21? Because Big Boy thinks he’s as strong as 20 geese. But you know what beats 20? Twenty. One. Geese.
It’s a game of strategy, a little chaos, and a whole lot of laughs. Build your gaggle, dodge Big Boy, and mess with your opponents as you race to take back the pond. Whether you’re blocking Big Boy, sending him after someone else, or dropping the hammer to wipe out an entire hand, every turn is a chance for payback and victory.
Quit Goosin’ Around is easy to learn, wildly fun to play, and the perfect game for game nights, family gatherings, or anytime you’re ready to see Big Boy go down.
Grab your deck, gather your gaggle, and take back the pond. It’s goosin’ time.
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This top-tier version features full-sized cards, each measuring 2.5 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, printed on luxurious double-sided cardstock for an exquisite feel and superior playability. Encased in a robust box of 2.5 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall and 1.5 inches deep, this deck not only enhances your game with its grand size but also serves as an impressive centerpiece for any game collection.
Alright, here’s the deal: there’s a pond. A nice, peaceful pond. But there’s this kid—Big Boy—and he’s a total tyrant. Big Boy thinks he owns the pond ‘cause his daddy says so, and he hates geese. Says they poop everywhere and eat all his crackers. So anytime Big Boy sees a goose, he yells, “Quit goosin’ around, ya goose!” and chases ‘em off.
But the geese? Oh, they’ve had enough. They’re ready to fight back, and it’s up to YOU to rally the flock. Your goal? Gather a 21 Goose Gaggle to prove once and for all that geese rule the pond and Big Boy’s reign is over. Why 21? Because Big Boy thinks he’s as strong as 20 geese. But you know what beats 20? Twenty. One. Geese.
It’s a game of strategy, a little chaos, and a whole lot of laughs. Build your gaggle, dodge Big Boy, and mess with your opponents as you race to take back the pond. Whether you’re blocking Big Boy, sending him after someone else, or dropping the hammer to wipe out an entire hand, every turn is a chance for payback and victory.
Quit Goosin’ Around is easy to learn, wildly fun to play, and the perfect game for game nights, family gatherings, or anytime you’re ready to see Big Boy go down.
Grab your deck, gather your gaggle, and take back the pond. It’s goosin’ time.
—
This top-tier version features full-sized cards, each measuring 2.5 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, printed on luxurious double-sided cardstock for an exquisite feel and superior playability. Encased in a robust box of 2.5 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall and 1.5 inches deep, this deck not only enhances your game with its grand size but also serves as an impressive centerpiece for any game collection.